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Diego Costa gets 8 match ban

Atletico Madrid striker Diego Costa has been handed an eight matches ban following his Red Card against Barcelona over the weekend. Costa was given his marching orders after after confronting referee Jesus Gil Manzano and shouting in his face. Costa was incensed after hitting the deck courtesy of a challenge from Barcelona midfielder Arthur but receiving no free-kick. And the former Chelsea star reportedly verbally insulted the referee, shouting: ‘I s*** on your f****** mother!’ Costa has now received an eight-game suspension – four games for his verbal insults and a further four for grabbing Manzano’s arm. A statement from the Royal Spain Football Federation read: “In relation to the expulsion of Diego Costa, the Committee of Competition has given this morning to the collegiate Jesus Gil Manzano a request for clarification of the arbitration act before pronouncing.” He knows the rules of the game and he did it,he is just suppose to walk away, sorry see u after your 8 match band.

Bayern Munich Stars, Kingsley Coman And Robert Lewandowski Come To Blows In Heated Training Session

Bayern Munich stars, Robert Lewandowski and Kingsley Coman reportedly came to blows during the club’s training session on Thursday and had to be separated by their team-mates. According to Bild, the pair got into a heated confrontation as Bayern prepare for Sunday’s visit to Fortuna Dusseldorf and exchanged punches during the fracas. The Polish striker and French winger had to be separated by defenders Jerome Boateng and Niklas Sule. Lewandowski was said to have made a comment to Coman that infuriated the French star, which saw them exchanged words and then blows, with punches aimed at one another’s face. Bild reported that despite the intervention of defenders Boateng and Sule trying to calm them, they still tried to get at each other at the Bayern’s Sabener Strasse headquarters It was also reported that Bayern coach Niko Kovac was initially going to send them both back to the changing rooms, but changed his mind and made them continued with the training session. If u see a figh

Nigerian Mom Narrates How Her Young Son Passed Out After He Swallowed A Nail

This is her testimony :   Gudmorning great mums and mums to be,I am the mum that posted about my son that swallowed a nail on Thursday. Thanks for all ur advice because as of then I was’ nt really thinking straight so u guys really helped me alot.I took my son to teaching hospital, and the doctor referred us to an x ray which we did,and to my greatest surprise, my son indeed swallowed a nail according to them the nail has blocked the small intestine which needs an emergency surgery,before we could finish the process and we were referred to a certain doctor,but on getting there the doctor has already gone. so I was told to come on Monday. But before the so called Monday,that was on Sunday evening,my God,the alpha and omega the beginning and the end,the great man in battle, the greatest surgeon performed his own surgery and my son stooled the nail out. We still went to the hospital on Monday and the doctor said it is not possible, that the place the nail is,their is no way it could turn

Egyptian Mohamed Salah Becomes Fastest Player In Liverpool History To Reach 50 Premier League Goals

Mohamed Salah has become the fastest player in Liverpool history to reach 50 Premier League goals. The 26-year-old Egyptian striker scored an important second-half goal for the Reds against Southampton with 10 minutes left to play on Friday night. The goal which came in his 69th appearance for Merseyside club, confirmed he reached a half-century three games quicker than previous record holder Fernando Torres. After the match, Salah told Sky Sports: ‘I think that’s goal number 50 for Liverpool in the Premier League so that’s special – and after nine games [without one], but Henderson scored I think for the first time in maybe 30 games so we are both happy. ‘Not at all [I didn’t think about passing], as a striker I need to score, I am thinking to score. Maybe if someone is in a better position I can think but I just took my decision to shoot and I scored so I’m very happy about it.’ The goal was also his first goal after nine games for Liverpool without a single goal.

Kenyan police arrest 33 Nigerians for illegal migration

The Kenyan Police have arrested 33 Nigerians for illegal migration, while pursuing leads on an incident in which drugs are being sent from Nairobi to others parts of the world. The 33 Nigerians who were arrested by the Kenyan Police on Thursday, April 11, 2019, at Kasarani, had allegedly been posing illegally as students of International University-Africa (USIU) and Kenyatta University (KU).  The Cable reported that the Commanding Officer in charge of sub-counties in Kasarani, Peter Kimani said the suspects were arrested by anti-narcotics detectives from the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) who were pursuing leads on an incident in which drugs are being sent from Nairobi to others parts of the world. The suspects were also accused of operating businesses “with the intention of selling drugs”. He said, “When they arrived they declared they were students at the universities but our investigations have shown they are in other illegal businesses.”He further disclosed that the